Silly Street Signs in Florence

I can’t believe it’s been two years since my trip to Italy. Sigh…

Here are some weird signs that I saw during the three days I spent wandering around Florence.

“Translations” provided by yours truly.

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Don't walk around with an ice cream cone on your butt or a pooping dog will try to eat it.

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Beware huge, angry, health conscious flowers. Also don't smoke cigarettes that are bigger than your head.

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It's advisable to pee in the bathroom in order to be safe from terrifying leaf-creatures.

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Don't be foolish. Watch out for angels sneaking up from behind!

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Red and black cars can be friends.
No weather allowed.

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Don't litter, but also beware of aliens putting chips in your brain.

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I guess this means "taxi.." I don’t know…